The Transcontinental Empire of United Nations of Asian Countries is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Prime Minister Yaguchi with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.175 billion Unaseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yashimori. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Nations of Asian Countriesian economy, worth 152 trillion Frags a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,971 Frags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in United Nations of Asian Countries after the ban on emigration was lifted, euthanasia is legal, gun ownership is compulsory, and Golden Dragons are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Nations of Asian Countries's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

United Nations of Asian Countries is ranked 12,099^th in the world and 15^th in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,995.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.